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Wheeler County Courthouse is a historic county courthouse in Alamo, Georgia. It is located at 119 Pearl Street. The courthouse is brick and has a columned facade on all four sides.
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Denys Andriyovych Andriyenko is a Ukrainian former footballer.
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