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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

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